This cheeky Angeleno is guaranteed to bring you to tears: be it through her wild sense of humor, or her crass take-no-prisoners online persona.
You can see what we mean by checking out her blog where she shares the good, bad and the ugly sides of her romantic life to a remarkably large and loyal following. Past and future suitors need not worry however; this SingleGirlie is a real lady and promises not to kiss-and-tell... Except in this interview!
Professional title: Freelance writer, blogger at SingleGirlBlogging.com
Marital Status: Single as fuck.
How do you measure happiness? According to the number of wine bottles I have in the house.
Left-brain or Right-brain thinker: I can't tell my left from my right.
What is irresistible? Super cute boys who tell me I'm beautiful (sad but true). Also men who take spiders outside rather than killing them.
Favorite date spot: The company is more important than the spot.
Last night I went on a date and…. I think I made an ass of myself by thrusting my butt toward my date and singing at the bar. He hasn't called.
Celeb crush: Jason Bateman is the perfect man. Also, I would really and for true marry Ellen Degeneres if it wasn't for Portia and also the fact that we've never met. She is everything I am looking for in a human.
Love is: A bitch.
Which dating rule are you most likely to break: There are dating rules?
Words to date by: Not everyone is going to like you.
Sex on the first date. Yay or nay? Depends. But usually not if I want to see him again.
Describe your local dating scene in 5 words. Have you heard of hell?
What is the most valuable lesson you can impart from your dating experiences? If online dating, just meet for coffee or a drink first. Something quick that allows you to bugger off after a half hour if you're not feeling it.
The first person you call after a date is: If it went well, a girlfriend. If it went badly, the police.
Who/ What inspires you? Super badass women who don't give a shit what you think but also totally admit to being flawed.
If you had the power to impact one thing in the world, what would it be? Animal rights. Also, eradicating sexism. Sorry, that was two things.